'Do I need...an oven?'

Is it time for a new oven? Find out by answering the questions below.

Question Yea Nay
Does setting your oven feel like a roller coaster ride, with lots of ups, downs and bumps in the middle?
When planning a menu for a party, do you avoid recipes that require cooking in the oven for fear your guests could start a new gossip column based on the way your oven cooks?
After coming home from a long day and wanting a nice dinner, do you cut your favorite recipe in half and pop it in the toaster oven?
Are you ready to call the automotive paint place to see how much they would charge to spray your oven — clearly any color would be better than the one you have now?
Are you ready to call the automotive paint place to see how much they would charge to spray your oven — clearly any color would be better than the one you have now?
Do you nap through Thankgiving dinner because you were up at the crack of dawn to prepare the turkey?
Are you down to one working oven and one "proofing only" oven in the double oven unit which originally had two perfectly functional ovens?
Does your oven serve as pots and pans storage more than as cooking equipment?
As much as you love a good sauna bath, do you avoid using the oven in the summer because you know the health risks posted at the health club?
Is your present oven situated in a spot you would like to reclaim as usable countertop?
Bonus
Do you feel that tackling the oven issue will likely lead to a kitchen overhaul which seems too overwhelming to deal with just yet?

How do I rate?

Score one point for each "yea." Add up your score and match with the ratings below:

Score Prognosis
0 So you don't own an oven! If you're ever in the market for one, let us know.
1 through 3 Have you just remodeled your kitchen or do you only eat out? Please share with us your oven secret.
4 through 6 You must be frustrated. The sooner you join our quest, the sooner you can find solutions to your kitchen woes.
7 through 10 Hurry up! No time to waste! You need a new oven.
Bonus If you answered "yes", it is time for professional guidance to find out what your possibilities are, with all the pros and cons laid out for you.